friend: hey what are you listening to
me pulling out headphones: this rapper, as soon as possible rocky
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me: has had 2 good days in a row
my brain: It’s Time
me: for what
my brain: It’s Time
(via zackisontumblr)
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(Source: neilcicierega, via tiffanarchy)
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what the fuck
ah yes, child actor frankie muniz, known by all for his strength and muscular build
frankie muniz drank a gallon of milk outside a walmart and beat the shit out of me and keyed my car
(via tittytittygangbang)
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(Source: goodassdog, via tittytittygangbang)
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“Did you study for the test?”
*In the middle of the test*
(Source: hellinq, via tittytittygangbang)
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ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep
(Source: ka-waltz, via perks-of-being-chinese)
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as a man who often gets punched in the face at dennys, it’s great to see when the stars are just like me
(Source: starscream-moved, via sonicthehedgegod)